Monday, March 30, 2009

A Decoupage of Awk

hi everyone. it's been a while. i'd like to say that a lot has changed but, unfortunately, the decoupage of awk that is my life has just continued down the same twisting, uncomfortably awkward path. here are the highlights:

  • i ran into the store manager at my work coming out of the bathroom. he questioned when we were getting some items in, i responded, then headed into the bathroom. it wasn't until i was sitting on the toilet, and i had a moment to think, that i realized that HE had been coming out of the bathroom meant for SHES.
  • i ran into tubular at a mutual friend's bday party. between "i've been really busy" excuses and asking me 5 times how i am, the convo was so awk that i decided it would be far better to sneak out the back entrance and leave my credit card in order to avoid facing him again. good news, i got my card back today after work and met a smokin' hot bartender who works there. shaaaa-wing.
  • i got tag-teamed. by a lemon drop and a beer. lemon drop was accidently dropped from tray onto my chair (and all over my a$$) at above party. full beer was accidently dropped onto my lap at silver cloud. accidently... im just going to keep telling myself that.
  • i suffered an unfortunate sunburn this weekend. while it has allowed me to excuse my absence at the gym tonight (sports bra + burn = major payne), it has made me question the length of my hair as i have a white stripe down my back from my ponytail.
  • I just lost seven dimes in a competitive viewing of wheel of fortune.

My advice for the week:

"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, make sure you laugh and let the hostages laugh too because, come on, life is funny."

xoxo (FML),

Morris

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