are you there A-Rod? it's me, morris.

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in case you need help, it's tuesday am (midnight to be exact), and i am wearing the same thing i was wearing during the first ever post of the hity.

while i've thought for a while that A-Rod and i have a lot in common ("cherish" is one of my favorite songs and i used to want to be a baseball player for about 3 months of my life in kindergaten), i finally understand now why this is. we have both spent some intimate time using "boli". while his "boli" is some sort of weird steroid substance (weird bc i don't know how this steroid couldn't be some awful virus with a nickname like boli), mine is the original Creep Allstar. In the words of A-Rod:

"At the time, I had no regrets. To what degree it helped, I'm not sure."

from now on, whenever i decide to do idiotic things (ex - using Boli as a rebound from Tubular), i will respond exactly like professional baseball players do when questioned about their steroid use:

"Young and Curious".

xoxo (FML),
morris